Feel the Spark

In a rare turn of events, I feel I should actually explain myself for a change.

For the past for weeks, a fellow named Cerulean Spark and I have been having an increasingly fauxmoerotic friendship in which we attempt to make each other feel grossly uncomfortable via the medium of jocular sexual harassment.

Huh. That was easier to explain than I thought.

I THINK I'M WINNING, YOU GUYS

_{"I'm everypony's fetish." ~ Cerulean Spark}

EDIT: A rebuttal, courtesy of his girlfriend: [link]

CONFOUND THEM